Six surefire ways to fix the Orlando Magic
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” -Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network That’s it. I’m fed up! I have been a die-hard Orlando Magic fan for years, supporting the team...
View ArticleThe Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Ride I Should Never Have Taken Caption Contest
We interrupt this Masters update for a caption contest that simply could not wait. Far be it from me to poke fun at those less fortunate, unless of course those people are married, multi-millionaire...
View ArticleCoaches Gone Wild: The unfortunate cases of Gregg Williams, Bobby Petrino and...
What in the world is going on with coaches these days? You remember coaches, don’t you? Those guys in the funny-looking, gym shorts with a whistle around their neck when you were little? They placed...
View ArticleHolding Court, Vol. 3: Better Late Than Never First Round NBA Playoff...
I wasn’t really planning on writing an NBA Playoff preview this post-season. As most of you know, I’ve already put all my eggs in the Miami Heat’s basket (although I found tempting value in both the...
View ArticleWherefore art thou, Coach? Parting thoughts on Stan Van Gundy.
I walked into the Pebble Creek clubhouse at the turn, to quench my thirst with a refreshing Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola cocktail last Tuesday afternoon. The lukewarm cans of Yuengling on the front nine...
View ArticleA Tale of Two Van Gundys
It’s funny how things work out sometimes. One minute, things are going grand. Life is a blur, wins are coming a dime a dozen, you’re coaching a roster full of future Hall of Famers and the next...
View ArticleMilwaukee Bucks fire head coach, no one notices
The Milwaukee Bucks fired their interim coach on Wednesday. His name was Jim Boylan. Boylan took over for Scott Skiles when Skiles left the team in early January. In his absence, Boylan and the Bucks...
View ArticleThe woes of determining the Orlando Magic’s greatest player ever
As a sports fan and furiously obsessed sports blogger, I subscribe to various online updates. As a Magic fan, the Orlando Sentinel is one of those. Orlando’s hometown newspaper recently, and rather...
View ArticleDwight Howard: The seven-foot gift that keeps on giving
If you’ve subscribed to this website since its inception, you’re probably wondering what’s taken me so long to write about the current Dwight Howard situation. There was a point in time where I...
View ArticleYour friendly neighborhood reminder that Dwight Howard is totally full of shit
It’s been ages since I’ve railed on Dwight Howard… so let’s get this reunion party started, shall we? There was a time in this website’s history where I would routinely bitch about Dwight Howard. As a...
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